ToastDoctor
Toasts · The Room

Hear the table before you stand up.

Paste your toast and play it, line by line, to six people. You’ll see where Grandma tears up, where the uncle reaches for his phone, and whether the cook is still smiling when the gravy goes cold. Free, about half a minute.
The holiday tableFor Thanksgiving, Christmas dinner and New Year's Eve.
  • GrandmaMoved by family stories, lost by slang
  • The uncleLoves a roast, allergic to speeches
  • The new partnerFirst holiday with this family
  • The cookMade all of it, watching it get cold
  • The teenagerPhone in lap, dreads family stories
  • The kid, age 6Wants to eat now
The work partyFor the office holiday party and retirement send-offs.
  • The VPGracious, keeps an eye on the clock
  • The new hireThree weeks in, misses the inside jokes
  • HRSmiling, ready to wince
  • The liferThirty years here, was there for all of it
  • The office clownLaughs first and loudest
  • The plus-oneKnows nobody, kind about it

The guests are AI-generated portraits, not real people. Your occasion picks the table.

Put your toast in the room

Kept for seven days, unlisted. Nothing is shared.

How it works

Your toast is split into the lines you’d actually say, and each guest reacts to each line the way that kind of guest does. At the holiday table, Grandma is moved by family history and lost by slang, the uncle loves a roast and hates a speech, the new partner warms up when someone welcomes him, the cook wants the food eaten while it’s hot, the teenager only looks up for something funny, and the six-year-old wants to eat now.

At the work party, the VP keeps an eye on the clock, the new hire misses every inside joke, HR is ready to wince, the lifer was there for every story, the office clown laughs first, and the plus-one knows nobody. At a retirement, the plus-one is the retiree’s spouse.

A holiday toast that runs past a minute and a half loses the table, and a list of everything you’re thankful for drains it faster than anything. The room score comes from the reactions themselves, and the warmest and coldest lines show you where to look.

Don’t have a toast yet? The free toast writer starts from your own people and sends the draft straight to this table. The toast guides have full examples for every occasion.

The guests and their reactions come from an AI model: its read of how a typical table hears a toast, not a promise about yours. Your toast is kept for seven days on an unlisted page and then deleted.